20QNS SURVEY
1. when is your BiRTHDAY?
> may . over lerhs =(
2. what is your favorite COLOR?
> pink & black .
4. are you now in LOVE with someone?
> yar .
5. do you have a GiRLFRiEND/BOYFRiEND now?
> yar .
6. which TYPE of person are you?
> typical =x .
7. what are you THiNKing of now?
> food =x .
8. do you like MUSiC?
> depends on wad music .
9. what type of GiRLFRiEND/BOYFRiEND do u want?
> true heart .
10. who made you feel HAPPY today?
> am i happy todae ?? zzz
11. is today a perfect DAYYY for you?
> NO FOR SURE .
12. your DREAMMM age?
> dono .
13. your PETS name?
> no pets .
14. what do you want RiGHT now?
> food luhs .
15. who has a great LOOK in your class?
> hmm . everybody has their own beauties LOLs . is tat rite ? =))
16. who has the best smile?
> everybody when they r damn happy ^^
17. who has a cute voice?
> everybody can haf cute voice if they act CUTE xD LOLS hahahaha .
18. what is your biggest FEAR?
> losing close ones .
19. who do you LOVE ?
> those who loves mii =DD
20. what are you WAiTing for?
> food tuu come luhs . =x
xiaoying style
5:33 PM
40QNS SURVEY
1.When you're home alone, do you still close the door when you go pee?
` yup .
2. If you have to go grocery shopping, would you rather go alone or with someone?
` depends on moii mood .
3. It's your best friend's birthday, do you buy them a gift even if they didn't give you one?
` if its moii bestfren ,, ii would =)
4. You win the lottery, do you save or spent on everything?
` spend but not spend all for sure .
5. Do you like loud music or at a reasonable level?
` depends on moii mood again . =x
6. Are you a beach person or a snowy mountain person?
` depends on the occasion .
7. When do you brush your teeth?
` when ii woke up & when ii abt tuu slp .
8. Can you watch scary movies alone?
` CANNOT ! =x
9. Soft bed or firm?
` both aso can .
10. Would you rather stay home all day, or be out and about with some friends?:
` depends on moii mood oso .
11. What's some of your worst memories?
` alot T.T
12. Do you like to keep the peace or be confrontational?
` depends on the situation .
13. Are you more likely to be with a large group of people or a few close friends?
` depends on moii mood again x.x .
14. What are your plans for October?:
` aft O's = PLAY & WORK !
15. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
` condo or bungalow =x BEST IS PALACE LOL =x
17. Are you close to your Mom and Dad?
` okae bahs .
18. What is one fear that you can't seem to overcome?
` ehhs ` seeing insects or animals lolx .
19. Are you a good math person?
` nort realli luhs . average .
22. Rate your life on a scale from 1 -
10:
` 5 bahs . =/
23. Would you rather have roommates or live alone?
` live wid moii family for now =))
24. Do you like to drive?
` nopx .
27. If you found out that you were going to be a parent, what would you do?
` if now = die ! if future = happy =)
28. Do you give money to homeless people when they ask?
` see whether the homeless people worth my money anot . =x
29. A weekend in Las Vegas or Miami?
` las vegas . =x
30. When you go to the store, do you have a list or just buy random things?:
` all things is on my mind =x
31. What do you wear to sleep in?:
` shirt & short pants .
32. You have 3 months left to live, what do you do?
` hmm haf fun lor and live life to the fullest .
33. You're having a bad day, what one thing can make your day better?
` cheerful mi up . =)
34. Missing some one?
` yarh .
36. You wake up in an unfamiliar place, what is your first reaction?
` OMG OMG OMG? =x
37. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?
` revising work T.T
38. If there was any way to know when and how you're going to die, would you want that information?
` yup .
39. What is your favorite breakfast food?
` mac? =x
40. Your phone rings at 4am, who do you expect it to be?
` prank cor bahs -.-"
xiaoying style
5:23 PM
48QNS SURVEY .
1. Do you know anyone named Cindy?
- nop .
2. Are you important?
- impt tuu who? =x
3. Last time you got your hair cut?
- quite long ago .
4. Do you get nervous before “meeting the parents”?
- depending on meeting whose parents -.-"
5. Name the last exact thing you bought?
- skool canteen de muslim store de food =x
6. Current hate?
- some bitches .
7. Would you be a pirate?
- nop .
8. What song do you want played at your funeral?
- WTH ~~ CURSE MI arhs -.-" .
9. What were you doing at 11PM last night?
- eating supper =x
10. Do you think there's some models/people out there that should gain a couple pounds?
- no idea . nort moii prob oso . lols .
11. Nobody knows you better than ...
- moii baby bahs . or moii bestie ?
12. Where is your phone?
- rite infront of mii .
13. Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing?
- dono .
14. If your doctor said you were pregnant, what would you do?
- wth ` it wont happen tuu mii b4 marriage . lols =x
15. Do you trust all of your friends?
- nopx .
16. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?
- ehhs ,, ruiming? LOLS .
17. When was the last time you snuck out?
- ehhs ?
18. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
- YES YES YES !! x.x
19. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended period of time, name some people you would call?
- family members & close frens .
20. Would you make a good parent?
- how would i know =x
21. Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
- whats? hmms ` studies T.T
22. Are you musical?
- hai hao .
23. Is the love for your pets same as the love for your family?
- ii dunch hab a pet =x
24. Would life be better or easier if we were all emotionless?
- nopx .
25. Something a family member gives you on the holidays that you hate?
- attitude bahs =x
25. Have you ever been trapped in an elevator?
- nop .
26. Who took your default pic?
- myself =x
27. Do you like MTV?
- average .
28. What's your biggest secret?
- i got a face , wif 2 eyes , a nose and a mouth =P
29. When was the last time you lied?
- ehhs dono .
30. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
- nopx .
31. Could you live without a computer?
- nopx . =x
32. Will you keep your last name if you get married?
- yarhs .
33. When is the last time you left your house?
- in the morning . at 7am .
34. Do you return your cart?
- yeps . im nort mei jia jiao =PP
35. Do you have a dishwasher?
- it would be good if i haf one =x
36. Who is the youngest in your family?
- me luhs . =x
37. Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
- las time .
38. Do you watch movies with your parents?
- hmms long ago .
39. Do you cry at weddings?
- nop .
40. Who got you to join Myspace?
- dun hab one .
41. What's something you MUST do before you die?
- reveal all moii secrets?
42. Is anybody getting on your nerves?
- yes -.-"
43. What do you do all the time in a car?
- sit & stare into space .
44. Lights on or off?
- off .
45. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
- dad -.-"
46. Have you ever thought about working in the movie business?
- if ii can =x
47. What movie role can you imagine yourself playing?
- dono .
48. Know any foreign language?
- yeps . alien language .
xiaoying style
5:11 PM
How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
xiaoying style
11:26 PM
LAST QNS SURVEY
[ Last ] thing you ate?
* 1 piece of bread .
[ Last ] thing u drank?
* plain water .
[ Last ] song you listened to?
* cant rmb .
[ Last ] thing u did? (before answering this survey)
* cleaning moii rm .
[ Last ] movie you watched?
* shrek the third .
[ Last ] TV show you watched?
* The 9pm show dunn0 wad name .
[ Last ] person who sent you an sms?
* baby .
[ Last ] time you cleaned your room?
* jus . =x
[Last] CD/Cassette you bought?
* long time ago .
[Last ] time you cried?
* forgotten .
[ Last ] person who you chatted online with?
* baby .
[ Last ] person u added to ur friendster list?
* kel didi .
[ Last ] website you browsed?
* blogger.com
[ Last ] person you r hated/pissed?
* some1 .
[ Last ] person u were thinking?
* dear .
[ Last ] time u felt sick?
* now . -.-
[ Last ] 2 digits of ur home phone?
* 22 .
[ Last ] place you went to?
* my room .
[ Last ] book u read?
* maths txtbk . [ 1week back ]
[ Last ] person u adored?
* o.o .
[ Last ] person u got annoyed with?
* o.o .
[ Last ] person u bought a present for?
* father dae present .
[ Last ] person u said happy birthday to?
* myself =x .
[ Last ] person who made you smile?
* dono .
[ Last ] person who made you cry?
* dono .
xiaoying style
10:40 AM
My parents control 8% of my life
[ ]You have to make your bed every day
[ ] You have to do chores.
[ ] You have a time that you have to get off the phone and computer
[ ] You have a bedtime.
[x] You have to earn your money.
[ ] You can't have friends over unless your room is clean
[ ]You can't have a boyfriend/girlfriend {has to be kept a secret}
[ ] You can't be friends with someone unless your parents know them.
TOTAL: 1
[ ] You can't go shopping by yourself
[ ] Your mom tells you what to wear.
[ ] You have to look for "good deals" on clothes, otherwise you can't buy it.
TOTAL: 0
[ ] You get grounded for stupid things.
[ ] You have a time limit for the computer/video games/tv.
[ ] You have to get along with your sibling(otherwise you get grounded)
[ ] You have to share your room(no choice)
Total: 0
[ ] You have to ask to go to a party/friends house in a few days advance.
[ ] You can't go anywhere without a parent/adult.
[ ] You can't stay home alone.
[ ] You have a babysitter
TOTAL: 0
[ ] You're not allowed to have a tv/gaming system in your room.
[ ] You can't be on the computer without someone watching your every move.
[ ] You can't have a door in your bedroom
TOTAL: 0
[x]Your parents get mad if you don't want to do something simple that they ask.
[ ] You can't swim without an adult watching you.
[ ] You can't have a friend of the opposite sex over, unless they are family.
TOTAL: 1
Grand Total= 2
multiply by 4
my parents control 8% of my life .
is it? lols .
xiaoying style
10:33 AM
True Love Means...
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a deserted road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, we're going too fast. I'm scared! And I don't want anything to happen.
Guy: Come on, don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Your having fun right?
Girl: NO...please stop. I'm really scared
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I LOVE YOU! Now please slow down.
Guy: Give me a hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you help me out here? Will you take me Helmet off of me and put it on you? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle has crashed into a building break failure. Two people found, but only one survived.
The Truth is: That halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her say she loved him
Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him for one last time. Then had her wear him helmet so she would live, even though it meant that he would die.
xiaoying style
11:48 PM
Alice Koh ` #o2 .
Msn: twinkish_icegal@hotmail.com
BEST OF LUCK in moii family . 
